Jay Duggan. April 28, 2021
Dictator Potato Head canceled the 2020 Governor’s Fishing Opener in 2020 shortly after enacting restrictions that also screwed resort and campground owners for the entire 2020 vacation season. Many of the Dictator Walz restrictions against small town and regional festivals and group events that power the rural and vacation land summer economies of Rocks & Cows territory are still in force a year later.
After wrecking rural economies and small business, and spending the last year calling the entire state a systemically racist hellhole Governor Racebait has decided to go visit the “racists” and “white supremacists” of Otter Tail County and fulfill his raincheck for The Governor’s Fishing Opener. The event will take place this year on May 15th with Dipstick present and the requisite accompanying stupid Zoom events for those metro sheeple too COVID scared to fish outdoors in the middle of a lake on their own boat.
Rocks & Cows attended the last Otter Tail County Board meeting and inquired why Governor Race Bait was welcome in God’s Country after spreading a year of destruction and denigration across Greater MN. The board seemed to admit the putz didn’t deserve to be in the land of God fearing patriots, but respect for the office and the economic benefit justified the disrespect of his presence if it was to be the traditional non partisan event.
Lucky for the Rocks & Cows of Otter Tail County and the surrounding area don’t have to go and ruin a day in the presence of Governor Race Bait. Rocks & Cows will be touring God’s Country on Saturday May 15th, making some stops, and convening for drinks and entertainment. Starting at 2pm in Detroit Lakes behind the Pavillion to travel thru Vergas, Dent, Underwood, Battle Lake, Otter Tail Lake, and Otter Tail City. Come has fun, be patriotic, meet like minded friends, and learn how to stay connected to make a difference after Dictator Walz and his odor of tyranny have left the region.
This will be another summer destroyed by Governor Moron so if you want to meet crowds of patriots and have fun you are going to need one of these….
Or one of these…